@Ari
Ford Focus SE: Power bottom edition.
Dent wizard.
Practice run for the second gen, which was actually pretty good. Ford, why couldn’t you keep it up?
I’ve got the station wagon version. Love it.
Tammy, who works at the Piggly Wiggly.
Frugal people who like Fords.
Daphne from Frasier.
People who get way more attention than their car suggests.
Your depressed fourth-grade science teacher.
It’s Pizza Time!
The nice lunch lady who asks how your break went.
The official car of the guy who tried to run me over in high school for hitting on his girlfriend. He was 19, and we were 16.
Methhead couples sitting in the parking lot of a vape and bong shop.
Budget rental cars.
I need a car, and my credit score is lower than the tire pressure.
Virginity.
College kid car, circa 2005.
The Ford ‘F***us.’
Failed MAF sensors. Mine broke this morning.
Sciatica flaring up after 20 minutes of driving.